“Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.”

“In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.”

“We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.”

“He has the most who is most content with the least.”

“If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.”

“One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings”

“Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?”