“If you are to be kept right, you must possess either good friends or red-hot enemies. The one will warn you, the other will expose you.”

“In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.”

“We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.”

“He has the most who is most content with the least.”

“If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.”

“One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings”

“Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?”