“It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.”

“Whom Jupiter would destroy he first drives mad.”

“In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.”

“We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.”

“He has the most who is most content with the least.”

“If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.”

“One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings”