Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

“Everything is nothing, with a twist.”

“Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.”

“So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.”

“Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.”

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”

“We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.”

“I don't know what's going on, and I'm probably not smart enough to understand if somebody was to explain it to me. All I know is we're being tested somehow, by somebody or some thing a whole lot smarter than us, and all I can do is be friendly and keep calm and try and have a nice time till it's over.”