“It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.”

“To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!”

“I'm sure you're very nice, but you'd be even nicer if you went away.”

“Nobody knows what another person is thinking. They may imagine they do, but they are nearly always wrong.”

“The saddest thing in life and the hardest to live through, is the knowledge that there is someone you love very much whom you cannot save from suffering.”

“Fear is incomplete knowledge.”

“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.”