“To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!”

“I'm sure you're very nice, but you'd be even nicer if you went away.”

“It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.”

“Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”

“The journey is its own reward.”

“Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.”

“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”