“The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.”

“Dogs bark at what they don't understand.”

“I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?”

“Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.”

“No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.”

“A hungry dog believes in nothing but meat.”

“Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that, unless we love the truth, we cannot know it.”