“I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?”

“Dogs bark at what they don't understand.”

“Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.”

“The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.”

“No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.”

“A hungry dog believes in nothing but meat.”

“In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.”