“No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.”

“Dogs bark at what they don't understand.”

“I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?”

“Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.”

“The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.”

“A hungry dog believes in nothing but meat.”

“It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.”